I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
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I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Can you bring me the toilet please
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I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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