my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
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