That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
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One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
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he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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