i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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