Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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