Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
