Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
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