All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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