So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
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You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
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I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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