I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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