just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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