return my video game
I'm drive I can fine osifer
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Randomize
