The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
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She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
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he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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