yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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