I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
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So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I'm at about main and main street
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
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this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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