ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
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you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
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I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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