I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
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Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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