I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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