No stitches, just platelets and will power
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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