Its about making memories worth repressing
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
