Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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