Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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