David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Randomize