At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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