I want to walk on stilts...naked
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
You should frame my arrest warrant.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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