There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
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Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
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I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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