He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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