We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Randomize
