Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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