I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am