doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Couch. On fire.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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