Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
we made out on top of his cat.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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