Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
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why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
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Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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