May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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