Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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