sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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