I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
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Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
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I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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