direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
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i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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