after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I'm always down for nudity.
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