i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
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she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
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Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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