She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
