i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
And my parents said I crawled through the house
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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