when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
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The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
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Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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