We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
wow bdsm is so cute
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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