Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
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I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
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I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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