And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
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dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
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I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
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