dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
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your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
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Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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