In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I need a beard to bite.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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