It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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