Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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