I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I just found a bag of teeth...
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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