i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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