I just made out with a guy for $7.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
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Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
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You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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